Little Kids
One summer almost everyone Cheryl knew came to visit her.
And they brought their kids.
This funny song describes that wonderful time.
Contrary to the way she pretends she
doesn't like kids, I happen to know that she thinks they're great.
Lyrics
- Little Kids
- Words And Music By:
- Cheryl Wheeler
- Hello, come in, great to see you again
- Been such a long drive-guess you're beat
- Heavens! What's that. It's a dwarf in a hat
- Oh, no. You've brought the children how sweet
- I'm sure you'd mentioned it when we'd last spoken
- Let me just move these so they don't get broken
- They're such a delight
- And you're staying the night
- You know I just love little kids
- Little kids are sticky and cute
- Little kids have mud on their boots
- And they run through my house,
- And they torment my dogs
- And I surely do love little kids
- Let's sit in here, honey, this is your chair.
- No, kitty's afraid when you shout
- Oh, it's okay. It was old anyway.
- And the other one washes right out
- Don't touch the parrot. That's right, it's a mean one
- How do they do it? I'd need a machine gun
- They're patient and kind. I'd be out of my mind
- You know I just love little kids
- Little kids will cry anywhere
- Little kids have food in their hair
- And they run through my house, and they torment my dogs
- And I surely do love little kids
- Don't pull their ears. No, they're not mean.
- Yes, if they bite you it hurts
- It's just a sears coffee machine.
- Nobody knows how it works
- The company's gone, and I'm sitting alone.
- Away from the noise and the fuss
- The pets have returned and this weekend I've learned
- That little children are nothing like us.
- They put their feet in ridiculous places
- They leave their fingerprints on their faces
- Oh how of you say we all started this way
- You know I just love little kids
- Little kids get up way before me
- Little kids leave a trail of debris
- And they run through my house, and they torment my dogs
- And I surely do love little kids
- 2/15/89
- (P) January 8, 1997
- Penrod And Higgins Music / Amachrist Music
- ACF Music Group
- International Copyright Reserved
Song Clips
No song clips available
Recordings
The song Little Kids appears on the following 2 albums:
- No Previous Record
- by Wheeler, Cheryl
- Messenger, The
- by Greitzer, Ron
