A very funny song about a visit to the doctor's office. I only heard it once, and that was a few years ago. It seems that Cheryl had gone to the doctor for some kind of checkup. She was complaining about how the wating room and doctors office are set up to make it convenient for the doctor, but not for the rest of us. This song was the result. The punch line is:
The doctor's time is precious
but your time don't mean squat
- Doctor's Time
- Words And Music By
- Cheryl Wheeler
- Oh the doctor’s time is precious time
- So you’ll just have to wait
- The doctor wants you here by six
- And won’t see you ‘til eight
- So sit right down, fill this out
- You can read a magazine
- ‘till we take you to another room
- Where we’d like you naked please
- Then we’ll hurt you some, depress your tongue,
- Strain your cash, strain your blood, utterly smash your breast
- So we’ll poke and prod and sigh and nod and we won’t know what you’ve got
- But the doctor’s time is precious time and your time don’t mean squat
- 6/10/93
- (P) January 8, 1997
- Penrod And Higgins Music / Amachrist Music
- ACF Music Group
- International Copyright Reserved