An interesting song speculating about how someone grows up to be a secret service type person. (Or, at least they think they are the secret service type.)
- Lethal Detective
- Words And Music By
- Cheryl Wheeler
- When he was just a little boy
- He used to hole up in his room all day
- Reading little boy stories of the heroes in the cia
- Now he's all grown up there's a villain to kill
- He's on a top secret mission with a suicide pill
- (Chorus)
- Really what could be more important
- He's a finger on the iron hand
- Oh he's a lethal detective man
- He's got some secret little buttons on a panel in his bedroom wall
- And his high-powered rifle folds as little as a ping-pong ball
- It's a top-state secret even he don't know
- So he's trackin' down the soviets, ready, set, go
- (Chorus)
- His bolivian ties are keeping him wise to the compasino's poses
- So he'll blow `em away a couple a day
- Until their dirty business closes
- If it's a bit of a shame hell he isn't to blame
- We got to keep the cocaine out of North American noses
- Lethal detective man
- He's into covert operations he can read `em in a dead man's eye
- He's as stealthy as a leopard when he's tailing all the Kremlin guys
- So if he don't get shot at if he stays the best
- He can run it someday from the old man's desk
- (Repeat Chorus)
- He's a lethal detective, a lethal detective
- A little defective, a lethal detective
- 3/14/85
- (P) May 27, 2003
- Penrod And Higgins Music / Amachrist Music
- ACF Music Group
- International Copyright Reserved