This funny song is about getting a speeding ticket. Who else can joke about getting stopped for speeding? (Well, David Letterman, I suppose. 
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- Officer (or - Wish I Had Told You)
- Words And Music By
- Cheryl Wheeler
- Wish I had been driving more slowly when you pulled me over
- And I wish I had managed to make you and I like each other
- But since my involvement with lawmen is rarely like that
- I just wish I had told you how stupid you look in that hat
- Now I thought your manner was peevish- my god, what a bore
- You must have found me delightful and charming, I’m sure
- Still what you said when you came back - it just wasn’t true
- ‘Cause I did NOT throw my registration at you
- You can change your heart and change your mind and change your point of view
- Oh, but I would change that hat of mine, first, if I were you
- 5/8/91
- (P) January 8, 1997
- Penrod And Higgins Music / Amachrist Music
- ACF Music Group
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