This is a very funny song about cruise ships and some of the problems they encounter. You can watch Cheryl perform Pop Tarts and Spam on YouTube.
- Pop Tarts and Spam
- Words And Music By
- Cheryl Wheeler
- Let's go on a cruise, drink lots o' booze
- Let the high life and the romance happen
- Hope the trip that we chose is not one o' those
- Where everybody's pukin' and crappin'
- I don't believe they mentioned in the Frommer's and Berlitz
- Fires in the engines and the stopped up terlitz
- Pop Tarts and Spam. I'm do-si-doin' with my baby
- Life's just so glam, seems we're goin' nowhere maybe
- Love starts in these parts with free hearts and Pop Tarts and Spam
- You can look like a jewel, dress for the pool
- Never even take your suit off
- We can stare at the sea, and stare at the sea
- Till an airplane drops some food off
- We can swim with all the creatures in the beautiful sea here
- Hope that when we turn around the ship'll still be here
- Pop Tarts and Spam. I'm do-si-doin' with my baby
- Life's just so glam, seems we're goin' nowhere maybe
- Love starts in these parts with free hearts and Pop Tarts and
- Love starts in these parts with free hearts and Pop Tarts and Spam
- Pop Tarts and Spam... And Spam
- (P) July 9, 2012
- Penrod And Higgins Music / ACF Music Group
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