This is a very funny song about cruise ships and some of the problems they encounter. You can watch Cheryl perform Pop Tarts and Spam on YouTube.
- Pop Tarts and Spam
 - Words And Music By
 - Cheryl Wheeler
 - Let's go on a cruise, drink lots o' booze
 - Let the high life and the romance happen
 - Hope the trip that we chose is not one o' those
 - Where everybody's pukin' and crappin'
 - I don't believe they mentioned in the Frommer's and Berlitz
 - Fires in the engines and the stopped up terlitz
 - Pop Tarts and Spam. I'm do-si-doin' with my baby
 - Life's just so glam, seems we're goin' nowhere maybe
 - Love starts in these parts with free hearts and Pop Tarts and Spam
 - You can look like a jewel, dress for the pool
 - Never even take your suit off
 - We can stare at the sea, and stare at the sea
 - Till an airplane drops some food off
 - We can swim with all the creatures in the beautiful sea here
 - Hope that when we turn around the ship'll still be here
 - Pop Tarts and Spam. I'm do-si-doin' with my baby
 - Life's just so glam, seems we're goin' nowhere maybe
 - Love starts in these parts with free hearts and Pop Tarts and
 - Love starts in these parts with free hearts and Pop Tarts and Spam
 - Pop Tarts and Spam... And Spam
 - (P) July 9, 2012
 - Penrod And Higgins Music / ACF Music Group
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